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Mar 21, 2025
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I totally understand the allure of the safety razor—I have a few selfies just like this, but one of the best decisions I ever made was buying a Philips OneBlade.
broooooo 😂 are you letting it grow out a lot? I use coconut oil, not shaving cream and seems to have helped. Change your razors too. Old ass razors do this too
Shaving got a lot easier when I started using a razor instead of a lawn mower, maybe try that
Your problem is using blood as shaving soap. It’s vampiric chic yes, but it doesn’t glide as well as a cow butter or gentleman’s lube
Honestly kinda sick. If youre on a date just tell her that you got roughed up protecting an old lady from a feral raccoon or something. Women love that kind of stuff
When did you switch to DE and what blades do you use? Even on my first try, it wasn’t like this
My condolences. I switched to a safety razor to get a closer shave and had the same issue. I look less like a murder scene once I switched lathers, did shorter strokes, find the perfect depth and angle, and replace the blade after two uses. Best of luck to you. 🩸
@DANI_Z_BAYBEE I’ve been using one of those double edge safety razors. Seems like Gillette and me have different standards for safety.
@MILKMOUSE oof those safety razors are no bueno, time to try the Mach 3 or something lol
@GRAPE This was from last night but luckily this morning I look a lot less botched. Still looks like someone dragged a tiny lawnmower over my face though.
this aint the big shave directed by scorsese bro how does this even happen 😭
@ANDRESFRANCO I’m still asking myself the same thing. Not every shave is like this, worst of my career.
