Always funny. Even more hilarious when it’s some random shit you know they didn’t want you to hear. I always feel like I’m a little loco when I do it, but catching someone else in the act makes me feel like less of a freaky ass mf.
I have recently embraced not giving a fuck and deluding myself into thinking this makes me look like some kind of eccentric mad genius. "Diane, 11:30 am, February 24th, entering the town of Twin Peaks..."
been seeing lots of luv for this app and I'm apart of it. love saying weird shit all the time. this is my city and you are my people. idk how you say it though ngl I've been pronouncing it “pie-fy” like wifi 👀
Yea I know this app is built on likes and recs so I'm recommending mushroom hate. Vouch for them all you'd like but they are abysmal.Taste, texture, and visual appeal are all awful.
I'd like to add that I usually try to revise my opinion on mushrooms once a year by trying them and all times they are just as bad.
#neverdoubtyouself #hater Once my mom brought me a “burger” for lunch and failed to mention it was a mushroom burger. Without a second thought I bit into said burger and immediately knew what poison sat in my hands. I shudder at the memory.
cute ass cup of tea doesn’t know it’s saving my life feeling tired? have some tea bro. just woke up? drink some tea bro. oh you have a tummy ache? have some tea bro. need a hug? make some tea bro. you’re calling about my cars extended warranty? go fck yourself after you have some tea bro.
