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Like an accidental mix of Nightmare on Elm Street and Spy Kids, available for free in a bunch of places
Alternatively, Idle Hands (1999) which is like an R-rated Disney Channel movie and one of the last incredibly 90s things to be made (The Offspring perform in it, Tom DeLonge cameos). Seth Greene is in both of these, I guess it was his niche
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the phrases ”r rated disney channel movie“ and ”coming to videocassette“ are really speaking to me here
Mar 5, 2025
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jjjjulia Idle Hands is more R rated Disney Channel movie and I'd say Arcade is more R rated version of a PSA you had to watch in school, but those are very good things imo
Mar 5, 2025

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