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No this is not an anti-rec. Today I was going to move a case of wine and squatted to the floor to lift it up with the most impeccable form and RIPPED THE CROTCH OF MY FAVORITE PANTS. i will NOT be lifting with my legs going forward, I will forfeit my back but not my five panel carharts. Will not share a photo of the crotch rip so here’s a pic of my favorite coworker instead.
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Mar 4, 2025

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Take it from someone with a messed up back: do not forfeit your back
Mar 4, 2025
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bee1000 🥲 no truly you are so correct im just gonna miss those pants!
Mar 4, 2025

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wore overalls and a tank top while shopping at the aritzia on 5th ave last saturday and while i was checking out i put my phone in the front bib pocket but missed and my phone fell down my body inside of my overalls and landed in the crotch. the absolutely radiant girl working the checkout averted her eyes. i shuffled behind a rack of denim skirts and shook my leg until the phone fell out onto the floor. i feel truly unstoppable after surviving something so mortifying. peeing my pants probably would have felt better than the feeling of my phone sliding down the inside of my overalls. nobody can hurt me
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I have not worn underwear in months. The visceral feeling of my (redacted) rubbing against denim keeps me on edge and ready to strike at all times. You might get it caught in your zipper. So what? Learn to take risks. Live dangerously.
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