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Blood curdling, high pitched ringing flooded the trendy dumpling spot today. “The speakers are already off!” the wait staff hush-screamed at each other. Lasted for about 10 minutes. I got used to it after 3 min. Shrimp and pork dumplings on the house for our troubles. Tbh I’d take 10 min of discomfort in exchange for a free small plate every time I go out
Mar 3, 2025

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Literally same somebody should invent an app for this
Mar 3, 2025
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taterhole a gig economy app where everyone in a restaurant crowd funds someone to walk in and cause a scene. Scream, throw things, anything short of a crime... scene-causer gets half the price of an appetizer x the amount of diners, diners get a half priced app. Dr. Taterhole let’s get this bread
Mar 3, 2025
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hhtthhtthhttht god yes I’m building the slide deck as we speak
Mar 3, 2025

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Yeaaahhh not the best, some spots will do it (sometimes begrudgingly). on a busy night it can be fine and good to get more people seated before close, but on a slow boring night the kitchen has probably already been breaking down and everyones ready to go home. Also I don't think it seems like a fun experience to order in less than 10 minutes hahah
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Ok stay with me here. Too much public filming. This is going to discourage good weird public activity. We need people being weird in public. Odd dancing, carrying around insane items, freaked out fits, etc. Instead of a quick vid to show your friends, or, god forbid, *get internet clout*, people should be sketching the scene and describing it in colorful language. Now you have to take accountability for your opinion on the matter, your draftsmanship and writing gets better, and the public freaks have plausible deniability in the job interview. This goes for drunk man on the street tik tok videos as well. Put on a newsboy cap and start jotting. There should be exceptions like intentional performances or heinous crimes of course. I’m open to other exceptions I just can’t think of any rn. This will never be a reality but i can try
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The brits went crazy with this phrase. Some of their best work
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I think karma is real so I don’t stress it much
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