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*starts beatboxing in public*
*Random stranger passing by notices*
Stranger: Hey wow thats so goo-
*stranger twitches*
stranger: sleeper agent 1234 activated.
Me: damn, not again
Feb 27, 2025
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I’m watching this meeting from the back of my skull. What’s going on? I don’t know but I’m against it. I just woke up!
Feb 29, 2024
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The layout was the same as my real bedroom, but mirrored, so the side window facing my neighbor’s house was on the opposite wall of where it actually is.
I was looking out of the window and I could see a man (wearing a black balaclava, all black clothes, and holding a flashlight) on a rooftop a few doors down. He was walking towards me and he was somehow able to traverse from roof to roof, getting closer and closer. He was watching me and I sensed that he intended to come into my house.
I was trying to wake up my significant other who was sleeping in bed next to me but he wouldn’t wake up! I tried to scream but nothing came out of my mouth! The man was coming closer still. Then I woke up in the middle of the night and my friend who lives in London had texted me just minutes before but I scheduled my reply to send later when I would be awake for realsies
Nov 19, 2024
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New circumstances trick our minds into revealing vivid insights about ourselves. Last night in the hotel, I acted with impeccable moral integrity in an absurd situation (Pauly Shore and Magnum PI disassembling an elevator without permission outside my apartment window), and I woke up radiating with pride. I barely minded that it took me an hour to get back to sleep.
Apr 21, 2024
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Not gonna lie, it’s been awhile since I’ve had a nice warm hug. like a real meaningful one ya know? The type you don’t want to let go it’s so comforting. Anyways, thanks Instagram reel for reminding me I’m using you to ignore deep unwanted feelings.
Mar 12, 2025
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Okay but like why do I love the names Buford, Eustace, Octavius, Demetrius, Eleanor, Gwendolyn, Darcy, and yeah. That’s all I got.
Apr 7, 2025
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I wish I could speak every language to converse with everyone around the world! There’s something tantalizing about having this ability. Perhaps because deep conversations are a doorway into someone‘s upbringing and people’s cultures, and there is so much joy in hearing someone‘s story. In another lifetime, surely I was a polyglot enjoying company from people all around the world!
Feb 5, 2025