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At a party last night I remembered that my childhood bff (Anna) and I got Webkinz at the same time we learned about the mystical bits of Catholicism. Two secular Jewish girls became obsessed with the magic, impossibility, and depth of romance surrounding saints, relics, angels, and being saved. It seemed just like a plot line from a video game or Y/A book series. So we named our Webkinz as follows: the panda was Apostle Paul, the pig was Mary Magdalene, and we saved up our money for a hippo we called Pope JP2. Because we were like 11, we got pretty good at games and nothing felt more hysterically funny than seeing “Mary Magdalene” up in second place on the Webkinz leaderboards. I cracked myself up as a kid and tbh that shit is just as funny now.
Feb 23, 2025
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i was so crazy into club penguin as a kid i used to help run a blog that was spotting the “famous penguins” that would appear and what times they would appear… i used to have the membership and all the items and everything even the toys
pictured is my fav to this day cadence 😍
Mar 18, 2024
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When I was 11 my sister came up with cochi (kochi, city i visited) and 486 (street i lived on) for my club penguin username.
May 22, 2025
it was literally just tic tac toe but what do i know
Feb 14, 2024
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I like to think of myself as a Russian nesting doll. I am my 3 and 5 and 11 year old self, all stacked inside of my 20s and now 30 year old self! Some of them are super stuck together and hard to get at but others like my 4 thru 7 year old self is easy to access. Like if I need to talk to kids, I just unpack a few layers and chat from that version of myself! We are all still in there, don’t forget to take some of the littler ones out to play once in a while.
May 30, 2025
Feb 23, 2025
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I just love him so much this sweet brilliant dude but I’m getting married to the woman of my dreams so it ain’t me. Ben deserves love . I have him casting a spell about it daily but he could use some backup.
May 19, 2025