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granny panties from a pack

ideally in 100% cotton. sooo comfortable and honestly pretty sexy in a Virgin Suicides kind of way

@object

Feb 2, 2024

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Buying more good underwear.

The key to a persons personality.

@Fishsauce

Feb 24, 2024

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Everlane Cotton Bikini Briefs

I considered gatekeeping these since they are already harder to acquire than a Birkin bag in the Lucy Liu episode of Sex and the City. (2 of the 3 colors are backordered until October 5.) But I want to help out my fellow people with delicate vaginal ecosystems. These are the most perfectly perfect undies, almost 100% cotton with stretchy bands that don’t dig into my butt and waist. I order 6 pairs any time they are available. The photo here is actually from when Pinky [see next in list] pulled my pants down because I wasn’t giving her enough attention (her words). 

@mary-beth-barone

May 29, 2025

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PHILOSOPHY ON AGING

I like to think of myself as a Russian nesting doll. I am my 3 and 5 and 11 year old self, all stacked inside of my 20s and now 30 year old self! Some of them are super stuck together and hard to get at but others like my 4 thru 7 year old self is easy to access. Like if I need to talk to kids, I just unpack a few layers and chat from that version of myself! We are all still in there, don’t forget to take some of the littler ones out to play once in a while.

@oldbitchyoubury

May 30, 2025

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I WANT MY FRIEND TO FIND LOVE

I just love him so much this sweet brilliant dude but I’m getting married to the woman of my dreams so it ain’t me. Ben deserves love . I have him casting a spell about it daily but he could use some backup.

@oldbitchyoubury

May 19, 2025

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PSYCHOPHARMACOLOGY

doesnt even fit on one line on my screen don’t even get me started let’s talk drugs!!

@oldbitchyoubury

May 28, 2025