Years ago this girl was having a birthday party (I brought a Tech Deck and Dr Pepper as gifts) and I ended up smoking a joint like a cig in her backyard. when I had to go to the bathroom I convinced myself that her tile was made of carpet. became so sure that I was about to piss on the ground by accident and that I couldn’t stand up to pee. Instead of sitting down i got on my knees and hit the bowl from half height. I then drank the Dr Pepper I brought and fell asleep on the living room floor (actual carpet). Now when I get high and feel the warmth I start tweaking abt having to go to the bathroom.
