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i can’t even sleep in anymore.
im hardwired to a ridiculous wake time no matter what time i go to bed the night before.
i am quite ✨angry✨ about it.
another win for capitalism 😔🤟🏼
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it’s currently 5am and im ✨miserable✨
i’m not built for this life, i was born to sleep—not slave away to capitalism 👺
Feb 11, 2025
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my Oura ring says i’m within the 10% of humans who are naturally more alert at night and that i scientifically require sleeping later than other people.
a huge part of integrating this not-at-all surprising diagnosis into my life involves accepting that yes, the early bird gets the worm… however the night owl gets all the bitches.
one one day i’ll be so confident about this fact that my bosses will agree to let me sleep until 2pm everyday for maximum efficacy.
Feb 6, 2024
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Your body will hate you but your brain will feel oh so superior to those who have succumbed to sleep
Jan 27, 2024
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Feb 19, 2025
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tried reading dante alighieri’s inferno. key emphasis on tried. i got bored and realised a story written in poem form is not my typa beat.
i tried because it seemed like what all the indie hipsters who are well versed would read, and that i would look cool and niche—but it just cost me $25.
i prefer crazy detailed paragraphs rather than a line by line story.
anyways
Feb 17, 2025
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saying “i’m sick” when you’re sick is boring.
instead, here are some more funky fresh and cool ways to disclose that your immune system has been highjacked (it’s time to revive these sayings from the dead!):
“i am indisposed”
“i am taken ill”
“i am feeling out of sorts”
“i am suffering from a bilious attack”
“i have been seized by an ague”
“i am afflicted with a malaise”
“i have taken to my bed”
“the vapours have overcome me”
“i have a touch of the influenza”
“the rheumatism plagues me”
“i am laid low with a fever”
“i am afflicted with a troublesome ailment”
you’re welcome
Feb 18, 2025