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please remove it so you don’t look like a secret agent at a wedding. If you don’t track your steps or have your emails on your wrists for a few hours you’ll be fine I promise!!!
Feb 16, 2025

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one sec but the rule is no watches at formal events in general, like where else you gotta be
Feb 17, 2025
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el_fabian hold up you’re really cooking with this because that would also imply no CLOCKS anywhere at the venue. immersive I love
Feb 17, 2025
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wallybaby we should have a really nice guy hired by the host who tells you when it’s time to go home based on your vibe
Feb 17, 2025
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el_fabian he hands you your coat and shows you the door and everyone loves him and he’s paid a billion dollars
Feb 17, 2025
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Real spill
Feb 16, 2025
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Chic: As in *stylish* Synonyms: Stylish, fashionable Antonyms: Apple Watch
Feb 16, 2025
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real.
Feb 16, 2025
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How are you supposed to look like a secret agent with that giant ass screen on the wrist? By far the least inconspicuous piece an agent could wear 😭. But it's true. Also guys who use sneakers with tuxedos at weddings.
Feb 16, 2025
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mariamaria maybe I’m thinking more Spy Kids (2001)
Feb 16, 2025
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wallybaby ok, but kinder camp as a genre will always be in. The tackiness displayed at weddings is actually unacceptable.
Feb 16, 2025
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mariamaria you’re so right. Nothing hurts like seeing a woman with a gorgeous blowout, heels, and an Apple Watch with a gold band for the fancy occasion as if it makes it look less like an Apple Watch. Shudder.
Feb 16, 2025
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Sing a song. Or jump up and down. Scream. Or go outside and take a deep breath. Pet the damn dog. Feel connected to humanity by disconnecting. The skin where you wear your Apple Watch needs some sun so go outside and get some. Don’t track that workout this time; don’t worry it still counts even if you don’t close your rings.
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i ditched my apple watch over a year ago bc i just thought it was ugly and considered replacing with an oura ring but tbh i had a baby and the biggest thing i got out of that experience besides the baby was trust in my body. i don’t think i need any special tech subscription to tell me im tired or i didn’t sleep great last night or i should take it easy on my workout today. a quick glance at fb marketplace tells me a lot of others feel the same.
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I would love to get rid of my phone entirely but it doesn’t really feel like an option right now. I try to look at it as little as possible but my sense of time ranges from just accurate enough that I feel confident about it to so wildly inaccurate that I feel like I have to check up on it constantly if I have anything important to do on a given day. As a result I end up spending all day accessible and on social media when all I really want is to not be bothered or subjected to the algorithm. Lorelei was taking the EU to UK ferry earlier this summer and there were mad duty free watches - I realized I should just get one so I was like hey should I buy this watch and the love of my life Al was like you should do research and buy one you want at home instead of impulse buying some random watch on a boat and that was definitely the right call. I bought a weird box of shortbread with King Charles on it for my roommate instead. When I got home I bought a cheap casio watch and it honestly is the best - I always know what time it is and I think I cut my phone time in half.
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