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I take my dog out to get tired and stop bothering me, I take myself out to get tired and stop bothering me
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you can scatter treats throughout the house or hide yourself and have them come find you. It’s great for bad weather or nighttime boredom (or for high energy dogs who don’t really get tired because the more exercise you give them the greater their endurance and power grows). Benny’s dumb ass cannot find me when I hide behind the curtains!!
Sep 12, 2024
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when you’ve been standing for far too long
Feb 15, 2024
Top Recs from @dagny
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Stay humble
Feb 7, 2024
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-Don’t get wifi on planes
-Look up from phone on bridges/around bodies of water
-Headphones actively taken out when there are buskers, street performers, preachers
-Phone fully powered off during movies
-Phone stays in pocket at concert
-Exchange phone number with a crush instead of Instagram
-No more than 2 cameras on a person blowing their bday candles out
-If you have find my friends only use it for emergencies
No problem with cyborg behavior tho if you’re owning it
Dec 8, 2024
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In college I crushed on a guy with a mullet then realized I could just get my own mullet. Thought this dude in a bolo tie recently was so hot then I just started wearing a bolo tie. Surface level crushes are the perfect inspo source
Mar 12, 2024