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My sister & I went to the store the other day. She was looking to sell & donate some clothes of hers & I was just along for the ride. I looked over at her, dead serious, and said āOāā, weāre both going to see something strange right now & theres nothing we can do about itā. She laughed & asked me what I meant & I just sort of repeated myself because that was all I had to say right then. We saw him instantly when we walked into the store. His left leg had a disease. It was engorged & thick & swollen. It was in a sort of braceā it looked like there were metal rods stabbing into his shin, stabbing into the bone. I think the wounds were just open. Were they wounds? I couldnāt really tell, I didnāt want to stare. How does stabbing someone in the leg with a metal rod help him? What sick freak doctorās office did this poor schmuck limp into? I hope heās ok & I hope his leg is ok. He seemed kind, he seemed like he knew that his leg had a magnetic effect on people. I bet you heās. good husband and father. But sometimes It doesnāt matter who you are, your leg is going to become diseased & punctured. And sometimes you can speak things into reality if you truly believe. Try it sometime, you might see something weird.
Jul 10, 2024
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š©øThis guy who lives alone wakes up in the middle on the night bc he has to pee. So he walks to his bathroom but the door is locked. Thats weird maybe i just didnt turn the knob correctly he thinks. He tries again. This time it opens easily. There is a person he has never seen before sitting on the toilet though. What the heck!!! He thinks to himself. Maybe he is just having a weird dream. He rubs his eyes and opens his eyes. No one is there. He pees. He decides to wash his hands even though it is the middle of the night bc he is hygienic. Anyways, when he turns on the faucet blood comes out instead of water.
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š«µOne night there was a girl and her parents left her home alone because they had to go out, they thought she would be ok home alone for one night because she had the dog to protect her. They told her they would be home in the morning so they left, the girl locked all the doors and windows but one it was very hard to push down the lock so the girl left it. She said itāll be fine and went upstairs, she got ready brushed her teeth etc. And than she lied in bed. She put her hand down neāer the bottom of her bed and the dog licked it so she new she was safe and went to bed. She woke up at around 3:00 AM and heard a dripping sound coming from the bathroom, she shook it off and thought it was the faucet and she said to herself it needs to be fixed. She put her hand down again and let her dog lick it and went back to sleep, she woke up at 4:30 AM and heard the dripping again she got up to go fix it than when she walked in the bathroom she saw her skinned dead dog hanging in the bathroom and written in the dogs blood was HUMANS CAN LICK TOO.
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šI'm writing a short film for @wgerardi to direct. It's about a forensics person bent on figuring out who keeps leaving a public bathroom stall a mess. Let me know what you think in the comments.
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I measured the shit spray that started in the bowl, cut across the seat, and climbed the wall three feet. An anus would need to dilate 7 centimetres to build the necessary pressure to spray that amount of feces. To my calculations, I believe the perpetrator must have weighed at least four hundred pounds - yet, the stall is only four feet wide. How would one manage to displace that kind of body weight in this small of a space and shape without becoming stuck? I would find it hard to believe a human of that body weight could rotate their body the required one hundred and eighty degrees to sit upon the toilet, let alone allow the expansion of the stomach and flanks in the sitting position.
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I measured the shit spray that started in the bowl, cut across the seat, and climbed the wall three feet. An anus would need to dilate 7 centimetres to build the necessary pressure to spray that amount of feces. To my calculations, I believe the perpetrator must have weighed at least four hundred pounds - yet, the stall is only four feet wide. How would one manage to displace that kind of body weight in this small of a space and shape without becoming stuck? I would find it hard to believe a human of that body weight could rotate their body the required one hundred and eighty degrees to sit upon the toilet, let alone allow the expansion of the stomach and flanks in the sitting position.
Nov 3, 2023
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