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I’m watering them when the vibe feels right. I’m washing those fucks with soap. there are some things I have no desire to know how to do properly. everyone will act like I’m the DEVIL for this. imagine being free from the prison of #plantmom culture?? we don’t have to be subject matter experts on everything.
Jul 2, 2024
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I used to fuss over my plants almost every day, obsessing over their perfect conditions, moving them around, etc. now I mostly just let them do their thing and they’re fine. Water them when you know in your heart they need water, fertilizer when you feel like it, repot them when you remember to. They’re plants. They’ll be okay. dont stress over it
May 24, 2024
Being able to grow your own food for free is just the craziest concept. I also have some doomsday prepper DNA in me and gardening satisfies that need for self-sufficiency lmao. My girlfriend’s mom told me recently that plants have survival instincts too, so when you grow your own fruits and vegetables, they try to adapt to what you like so you’re less likely to get rid of them. So also that’s why food you grow yourself tastes so much better.
Jan 23, 2025
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it’s a labor of love. U think it’s easy and then you’re frantically googling about brown leaves on a polka dot plant. This is probably a good requisite before owning a real pet?
May 26, 2024
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Some of y’all haven’t guzzled water in a way that drizzled down your chin and all down your shirt in a while and it shows.
Aug 10, 2024
Emails are the death of all natural human warmth. It’s kind of just as awful to be a fun/funny emailer than to be a cold robot. You can’t get tooo precocious with the signature but signing off with “Cheers” adds a little naughty spice while still being utterly forgettable and benign. It’s kind of an adorable mental image for someone to be raising a glass every time they shoot off another email.
Jul 16, 2024
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planning a 2 month trip is like getting to watch your own funeral. everyone’s like we’re gonna miss you 😭 what will we do without you? and you get to be like 😇 you should have appreciated me while I was here.
Jul 2, 2024