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Some of y’all haven’t guzzled water in a way that drizzled down your chin and all down your shirt in a while and it shows.
Aug 10, 2024
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it helps quench your thirst if you chug desperately, throwing in a bit of unnecessary eye contact, little water droplets running down your neck giving you a chill, letting out a moan when you finish drinking…. I think I hauve covid
Mar 11, 2024
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Cause some of us don’t have great interoception and need to be reminded that we are in fact really freakin thirsty
Apr 17, 2024
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Bonus points if it dribbles onto your chin
Mar 4, 2025
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Emails are the death of all natural human warmth. It’s kind of just as awful to be a fun/funny emailer than to be a cold robot. You can’t get tooo precocious with the signature but signing off with “Cheers” adds a little naughty spice while still being utterly forgettable and benign. It’s kind of an adorable mental image for someone to be raising a glass every time they shoot off another email.
Jul 16, 2024
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I’m watering them when the vibe feels right. I’m washing those fucks with soap. there are some things I have no desire to know how to do properly. everyone will act like I’m the DEVIL for this. imagine being free from the prison of #plantmom culture?? we don’t have to be subject matter experts on everything.
Jul 2, 2024
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Oh, the lure of San Francisco… I always dreamed I would end up living there as an adult because my parents lived there when they were young and hot in the 90s. I visited a lot growing up and was always enchanted. Ended up going to Berkeley for school and by then the vibe in SF… was already off. Expensive and full of tech bros wearing backpacks at bars and increasingly soulless. The housing crisis is devastating and visible on every street you walk down. I went last October for work and it felt so haunted.
But if you must…
🖤 Scoma’s (fancy lunch in fisherman’s wharf, get the Crab Louie and a martini)
🖤 Tommy’s Joynt (no fuss meat sandwiches & cheap cocktails)
🖤 Vesuvio (perfect bar, iSpy vibes in terms of decor)
🖤 Tommasso’s (best italian. Get the chilled broccoli and some sort of pizza with arugula on it)
🖤 Swensen’s (my favorite ice cream in the world. I miss it and dream of it. Get sticky chewy chocolate or banana)
🖤 House of Nanking (go when you’re starving for Hot Food! you may have to wait a little but it won’t be that long. Get the green beans and if they have congee, by god get that. Also ask for chili oil)
🖤 The East Bay!! (Go to Berkeley and Oakland. They’re better lol)
Aug 20, 2024