... then dramatically fall and fake an injury, maybe drop some groceries and crack a few eggs while you're at it. any decent person would feel obligated to help and minimize your embarrassment. if they don't and awkwardly walk away, pretending not to see anything, you don't want them as friends, anyway.
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