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On my drive home today I saw a little girl chasing a goose and throwing rocks at it (True psychopath behaviour). So I rolled down the car window and yelled at her in a dad voice to STOP. Was it too much? Maybe. Do I regret it? No.
May 8, 2024
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🐈This motherfucker made my poor idiot prince scream at the top of his lungs the other day and when I tried to soothe Dorito and be nice to it (naming it Raimi for now because it lurks around like the Evil Dead camera in the woods), he fucking SWUNG at us. I had to shift into "get the fuck off my property and never talk to my son again" dad mode right quick.
And today at approx. 5:37 in the morning after a hell week, the little shithead made his second appearance. I just want to sleep.
And today at approx. 5:37 in the morning after a hell week, the little shithead made his second appearance. I just want to sleep.
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🐢i recently visited nyc & went to central park for the 2nd time in my life. it was a beautiful day & a turtle had wandered away from the reservoir & onto the path. a passerby offered the turtle a little piece of mango from his fruit cup - another passerby said calmly “no, you’ll kill it”, the the mango holding passerby said, “really?”, the opposition said “i dunno” - they both walked away.
either way, i came to ask who are you here? offer the turtle a bit of mango for the whimsy of it, or err on the side of caution as to (possibly) not disturb the park turtle’s natural function.
either way, i came to ask who are you here? offer the turtle a bit of mango for the whimsy of it, or err on the side of caution as to (possibly) not disturb the park turtle’s natural function.
Jun 30, 2025
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🐜I was sitting on the steps to my house with my friend Evan. We were about 2 or 3. There were hundreds of ants on the sidewalk below us. Evan reached down and started smushing them. I turned to him and told him to stop: “How would YOU feel if you were an ant and someone smushed YOU?” A patronizing lesson in empathy… Interestingly, I had open heart surgery around the same time and spent days in the hospital, but this memory is much more visceral. Love this question.
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📎a brief moment of comfort in this cold corporate existence
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🚗What happens behind the wheel is, frankly, none of my business. I'd rather spend my time picking songs/sipping coffee/taking in the scene.
Driving is so pedestrian.
Driving is so pedestrian.
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