dad surgeons send crazy texts “I got a flat on the way to work last night, operated on a young lady shot with an AK and on a guy that somebody tried to carve into pieces, I changed my tire before I left the hospital - but I made friends with a pigeon waiting for my tire. Namaste.”
chlonline the last thing my dad texted me was telling me that I had a phase where I boycotted libraries and that I don’t remember it now so your scenario is winning by a mile and a half
It was minimally invasive and lowkey as far as heart procedures go but I legally have to use this as my fun fact for the next 6 months. it was on the discharge paperwork and everything. I’ve already told yall about being an extra in an Adam Sandler movie but that’s the usual go to.