not usually tryna be negative on here but this has been on my mind
ketchup is a garbage condiment
not savory enough to beat a good tomato sauce
not tart/tangy enough to beat a good mustard
not creamy enough to beat a good mayo or thousand island
not spicy enough to beat a good hot sauce
not smoky enough to beat a good BBQ sauce
i’ve had people over at my place who are bewildered when I don’t have any in my fridge
asked a niche question over dm to someone in a music prod subreddit and got a bitcoin wallet ID as a reply was told
“I would love to help out but I just need something else to keep this going”
do not be this person I’m begging you to retain your remaining vestiges of humanity with any strength you have remaining
