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genuinely the most fun i’ve ever had in a theater. there are so many laughably bad lines, a convoluted and inconsistent plot, all of the villain’s dialogue is entirely ADR, and the editing is the worst (best) i’ve ever seen. 10/10 recommend
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Mar 17, 2024

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the Dakota Johnson supercuts have made me a Dakota Johnson fan
Mar 17, 2024
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On a technical level it is just about the worst movie I’ve ever seen. Horrible pacing, acting is tragic, digital effects are outrageous and unnecessary. Just truly a rotten film. It is also my favorite movie of all time.
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I just watched this in the cinema last night and was completely bowled over by the plethora of opportunities they had to make it a good movie, and every single time they just did the exact opposite. It's STAGGERINGLY boring. Don't get me started on the fuckass wig they put my girl Tilda Swinton in. Also it's a musical. And I love musicals. And I did not love this one.
Also honourable mention to Emilia Pérez which I think is the worst movie ever made maybe. But I think you can watch EP high with your friends and laugh.
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it was a tough battle between this and ready player one but at the end of the day this movie is the single worst theater experience i’ve ever had. so, so, *so* stupid, but *so* convinced of its own cleverness and profundity. zack snyder is such an instinctually fascist filmmaker but he‘s too fucking stupid to weave his savage impulses into a coherent worldview, so everything he makes is just two hours of The Most Serious Guys In the World doing their best punisher impression while saying the dumbest shit you’ve ever heard in your life.
i had seen bad movies before this, but i had never seen a movie in theaters that was bad enough that it was able to totally overwhelm the natural aura bonus a film gets from being screened in one. was a valuable flashpoint in my cultural development and maybe fundamentally shattered any interest i had in superhero movies until into the spiderverse
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