he made a joke about burying me in his backyard...when the date ended and i was driving home he texted me "get home safely, i can’t kill you if you're already dead"
also a lesser offense but i was in college and he'd never went to college yet he insisted on giving me advice about college
Feb 18, 2024
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was actually a decent first date fwiw, but he took me to a coffee shop that was notably kind of dark and dingy. i made a comment about it lightheartedly and he said "haha yeah sorry, i actually brought you here to be human trafficked"
i should have known that date would blossom into a 7 month long distance toxic situationship but alas i never saw it coming
Feb 18, 2024
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it was the second. he bought us tickets to see parasite and was sooo excited that the amc seats reclined. it's literally why he chose that movie theater.
he even double-checked with the ticket girl that our theater would have reclining seats.
she told him the theater number had changed, and we no longer had those types of seats. he was heart broken and angry. we found our seats, put our stuff down, and then he said he was going to go back and ask the ticket girl why we no longer had the reclining seats theater. i did not join him.
then he answered his phone in the MIDDLE of the movie and talked for a few. it clearly wasn't an emergency. he even left for a few minutes to keep talking on the phone outside of the theater. when he came back, all he said was "what did i miss?" he never apologized for it.
i should have left when he took the call but alas i still got dinner with him after
Feb 19, 2024
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being silly goofy is fun :)
-tres leches? you mean milk cubed?
-i sometimes think, therefore i sometimes am, but sometimes i am’t”
-“what’s your type?”
“anyone that can match the energy of a bbno$ music video”
-but in all seriousness, my type is very nerdy, kind of autistic, kind of gay men, and any woman ever
-“i’m gonna lock in!” *immediately goes on instagram*
-“this is so cute! i look adorable! i look like a fucking idiot-“
-ooh existential crisis. not fun.
-getting called ‘pumpkin’ by a black woman 🥺
-“i know a lot about sex-“
“i know it’s not from personal experience”
“hey-“
-“i’m seeing someone!”
“as in dating, hallucinations, or a therapist?”
“yes!”
-today in english, we learn how bad of a writer i am
-“im flirting with you.”
“why-“
May 22, 2025
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