Guy says bye then 10 minutes later decides to follow me on my walk home. Tells me to hit him up if ”ever wanna eat cheeze-it’s, watch Trailer Park Boys, and do a bunch of meth.”
Feb 18, 2024
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this guy I went out to get food with was going into explicit detail on his sexual conquests and various fetishes + jokes about wearing my flesh and hiding my body somewhere so I dipped out left him with the bill and he followed me around in his truck for 5ish min before leaving me, he works for the Democratic Party somewhere in either Texas or Mississippi now
Feb 18, 2024
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We were just standing off to the side deciding what to eat and this man ran past us and then stopped and walked back toward us.
He comes up to us and is like “sorry was just passing when I noticed you’re like 4 to 5 times more attractive than me so I had to ask whats up”
And my friend is so quick and goes “we have boyfriends” and this man goes “yeah me too” and runs off
May 17, 2025
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I was travelling from tokyo to vancouver solo and had a 1 night pit stop in LA. When I got settled in to the hostel it was like 10pm and almost everything was closed so i went to get in-n-out. Afterwards I wandered over to the pier and end up talking to a bunch of old heads who'd just left the closing bar. Friendly dudes, I end up smoking weed w them and playing chess and listening to jazz with this one dude who does street chess hustling (he's wearing all white and plays on abbot kinney boulevard iykyk) until like 4am, at which point he tells me usually just finds a couch to sleep on. Being the totally naive and no self preservation having person I am, I realize I have the hostel room with 2 beds (I am exhausted from travelling and wanted a non-dorm night) and tell him that of course he can crash on the other bed. I tell myself if he wanted to assault me or take my money or any number of nasty things he would have done it already. Anyway, he doesn't murder me in my sleep and take all my belongings, and we both go about our lives. If/when I go back to LA I'm gonna try find him again.
Jul 5, 2024
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May 31, 2025
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We know what’s for dinner this week
Feb 1, 2025
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I probably have to pop that cherry today for work and I’m deeply sad since I’ve gotten this far with never once using it, which is the way things should be.
May 9, 2025