Guy says bye then 10 minutes later decides to follow me on my walk home. Tells me to hit him up if ”ever wanna eat cheeze-it’s, watch Trailer Park Boys, and do a bunch of meth.”
Feb 18, 2024
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this guy I went out to get food with was going into explicit detail on his sexual conquests and various fetishes + jokes about wearing my flesh and hiding my body somewhere so I dipped out left him with the bill and he followed me around in his truck for 5ish min before leaving me, he works for the Democratic Party somewhere in either Texas or Mississippi now
Feb 18, 2024
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I was travelling from tokyo to vancouver solo and had a 1 night pit stop in LA. When I got settled in to the hostel it was like 10pm and almost everything was closed so i went to get in-n-out. Afterwards I wandered over to the pier and end up talking to a bunch of old heads who'd just left the closing bar. Friendly dudes, I end up smoking weed w them and playing chess and listening to jazz with this one dude who does street chess hustling (he's wearing all white and plays on abbot kinney boulevard iykyk) until like 4am, at which point he tells me usually just finds a couch to sleep on. Being the totally naive and no self preservation having person I am, I realize I have the hostel room with 2 beds (I am exhausted from travelling and wanted a non-dorm night) and tell him that of course he can crash on the other bed. I tell myself if he wanted to assault me or take my money or any number of nasty things he would have done it already. Anyway, he doesn't murder me in my sleep and take all my belongings, and we both go about our lives. If/when I go back to LA I'm gonna try find him again.
Jul 5, 2024
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hear me out: you’re out with your girls dancing. the dudes that take up valuable space on the dancefloor to hold their drinks and vaguely nod their heads are long gone, driven out by the fervor. A man twirls his way into your group.
He smells good and his hair is in beautifully oiled ringlets. He has the vaguely sad look of an Eastern European gay porn star. He calls you “girly” and cheers you on. You allow him to lovingly feed you a starburst that he seems to produce out of thin air, his fingers almost in your mouth. He passes you a colorful little vial, and you gratefully go to town.
This, you feel as the poppers make the blood rush to your head, is the beginning of something beautiful.
Outside, during the collective smoke break, someone jokingly refers to the group as girls and gays. “Oh,” this beautiful man says in a clear, lilting voice, “I’m not gay but I WISH I was.” Then he asks one of your friends if she wants to go home with him.
Ladies, has this happened to you? 😔💔
Apr 7, 2024
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