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Having a pretty friend

Tell me why I was talking to three (3) separate men at the bar and my roommate left with all three of their phone numbers. Girl leave some for the rest of us 😩 you would think I’m an antisocial ogre the way the hoes run away from me the second they see her. love my girl so dearly, it’s not your fault you you look like a fallen angel (apparently, idk) but COMMEEE AWNNNN just one mid to ugly man who’s jokes i can fake laugh at without him asking who my friend is please!

@genevieve

Feb 28, 2025

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we lived in the same apartment building

became close friends and then a year later after an accidental date i asked him “do you like me” and he said “yeah i do” and i said “what are you gonna do about it”

@tash

Feb 8, 2024

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making the first move

There was a guy waiting in line for the bathroom at this bar I was at and when he went in I said to my friend “that guy was so hot” and didn’t realize Bathroom Man’s friend was behind me and he was like “he’s a good guy, you should talk to him” and I did NOT because I was TOO AFRAID BUT I SHOULD HAVE

@lsav

Mar 7, 2024

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BUSH IS IN!

To each their own but I fucking love body hair. Bush is in. (someone make a damn bush emoji)

@hoahoahottie

May 22, 2025

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ANTI-REC!!!! POLICING WHAT OTHER PEOPLE POST ON THIS APP

It’s supposed to be fun. We are just vibing. Anyways ACAB!

@hoahoahottie

May 17, 2025

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SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE

Sure it has a few funny bits but it’s well past its prime. I haven’t seen an actually funny sketch in ages. Can we talk about how they’ve been milking that terrible Domingo sketch for months now? Where is the joke? Not to mention that terrible white lotus bit making fun of Aimee Lou Wood’s teeth. Tasteless.

@hoahoahottie

May 1, 2025