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scheming ways to get a free brain scan so i can see what tf going on up there

anyone here a brain dr? i need to see the size of my amygdala i just KNOW its small as hell

@dr_jizz

Feb 3, 2024

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I want a braIn scan as a birthday gift

the best and the most thoughtful gift is a yearly brain scan subscription bc how personalized can it get more than that, I wanna see the colors in my brain I wanna see the yearly changes I wanna analize and recap my year and compare the things I did in my life that led my brain activities to increase or decrease, I wanna see the emotions the shrinkage the rotting the fireworks in my brain, maybe it's bc my need to get diagnosed and be understood or that I've been looking at brain images and psychological disorders and medicines since I was 11 in hopes of proving that I'm not crazy or maybe it's bc I wanna prove that I'm not a pretentious and I'm actually a "genius"(!) but is it so bad that I want a brain scan? is it really pretentious? do I have to commit a crime or be locked up in a mental hospital to get a brain scan, why can't I just be curious about it, people ask for their x-ray photos for fun why can't I wanna see the colors in my brain I wanna know if I still have hope, if I'm still human despite all, if I still have empathy or true love, I wanna document and know everything and the biggest mystery for me is my brain and if other people can relate to me, if my doctor will say that there are people like me so that I would feel hope that maybe I can find my true friends or my soulmate one day that has the same brain as me, it's not that I want a doctor to look at my scan and say wow ur so rare no I'm not that much of a pretentious snob, I wish I could have documented my brains development while I was a teenager, I wanna be a test subject for pyshcologists just like how people want to be muses for musicians or painters