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Most men just pretend to like Lana Del Rey to appease what is rather stirringly called "the soft boy gambit" - skip this junction entirely and find a partner who accepts that men will never develop enough as a species to understand such machinations as 'Lana Del Rey"
Jan 26, 2024
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โalpha malesโ can go fall off a cliff.
like, excuse me?
i only want you if youโre OBSESSED with me??? tf out of here with your nonchalance??????
i want you to not be able to breath, eat, or SLEEP because im the only thing occupying your mind???
why would i want a you to play hard to get?? if youโre not giving gomez addams energy then why are you here?
i want my name to be your last breath and i want my smile to be the light you crave when youโre alone in the dark.
donโt tell me about the other girls that want you because idgaf.
alpha male philosophy is the dumbest shit iโve ever heard ofโyour partner should be your best friend until the end, not your maid or your child incubator
Feb 17, 2025
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i say this as a man myself, and so i also fit the description, i''m sure.
Yesterday at work, we had finished early but are contracted to stay on site premises till the shift ends - for safety reasons. I was talking to a few work friends about life and one of them starts going off... "Mate i fucking it, my girlfriend and me got into an argument because she wants to go to a festival and i'm not letting her. She's just gunna go and fuck a load of men there". Bit of a weird thing to be thinking about your gf but hey, no judging. I then ask "does your girl actually like the music at the festival" and the reply i get is "Yeah, she loves all the bands that are playing"
How insecure you gotta be to not let your girlfriend go to a festival with her friends because you think she's going to cheat on you?? wtfffff
Mar 11, 2025
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am I right fellas
Mar 8, 2025
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Your life should be full of hardship, you should walk for hours on end across the desert in this disagreeable world, theorizing, you should wake up one day and find love is possible
Jan 26, 2024
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I freakin' love Obama. He wasn't just the first black president, he was also the first openly soft boy president.
Today we'll be adapting his famous technique "The Hussein Hustle" to modernity.
Here Obama famously engages in an array of books such as Woolf, Fanon, โand Marx in order to expand his empathetic ability to connect to varying populations of beautiful intellectuals with his steez.
We will be employing similar techniques here however, with a reset focus upon femcel films and movies.
Let's begin with an order of priority:
1. ๐๐ข๐ซ๐ฅ ๐๐ง๐ญ๐๐ซ๐ซ๐ฎ๐ฉ๐ญ๐๐
Though it will be too much to review here, this film will form the other end of the psychological coin adjacent to the second suggestion -
2. ๐๐ฎ๐๐ค๐๐ซ ๐๐ฎ๐ง๐๐ก
These first two narratives combined compose the entirety of the femcel experience, mastering these is understanding at the initial level.
3. ๐๐ข๐ซ๐ ๐ข๐ง ๐๐ฎ๐ข๐๐ข๐๐๐ฌ
Sofia Coppola Instigated the dark fog of reality, this is the next to be understood as it most reflects their childhood fears and ideations in one neat parcel.
4. ๐๐ฅ๐๐๐ค ๐๐ฐ๐๐ง
Social rejection. Every femcel hates it reasonably or is a product of it. Understanding this means understanding the daily weights of your prospective partner.
5. ๐๐ฎ๐๐๐๐ฅ๐จ ๐๐
She wants to kill you and has every right to, she is the chooser.
6. ๐๐๐ซ๐ข๐ฌ, ๐๐๐ฑ๐๐ฌ
She wants to have your children and has every right to, but they aren't her responsibility.
7. ๐๐๐ง๐ง๐ข๐๐๐ซ'๐ฌ ๐๐จ๐๐ฒ
She can totally consume you.
8. ๐๐ก๐ข๐ซ๐ญ๐๐๐ง
Femcels are like Euphoria the tv show but an even more troubling activation timeline.
9. ๐๐ก๐ข๐ญ๐ ๐๐ฅ๐๐๐ง๐๐๐ซ
Why tradcath conversion is imperative.
10. ๐๐ข๐ง๐จ๐ง๐ ๐๐ฒ๐๐๐ซ ๐๐๐ซ๐๐ญ๐ก๐จ๐ง ๐๐ข๐ง๐ข๐ฌ๐ก
One of the five ultimate femcel deities, this last ritual sacrifice now has you one step closer to the rebis consciousness.
Jan 27, 2024
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You are the main character, not Taylor Swift or the country genre. I think most people with an angst above level 3 do this, but you should make playlists about your epochs/arcs/eras random memory-tied tracks that bring you to moments of your life - you'll just enjoy it more.
Jan 26, 2024