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if someone would take me there i could cross it off my life list. thanks! wait this is so funny its like craigslist. I hope this site turns into criagslist 2.0 and I could sell things under the username penis how funny would that be. anyway.
Jan 25, 2024
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Pls send me them all <3 i love seeing a life size peter griffin balloon and a single chicken nugget and a gently used coffin for sale
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i can spend hours reading about gigs and lost items
May 11, 2025
Mess up your algorithm. Forget about the vintage knickknacks, the MCM furniture, or hell, even the puffer jacket Snoopy resellers that are still lurking about.
Facebook marketplace is the closest thing we will get to the glory days of Craigslist, but you have will to make sacrifices to achieve what I have.
The first time I set myself free on the marketplace was by clicking on a 7ft tall Jar Jar Binks for sale.
From there my marketplace has never been the same. I’ve been recommended the most outlandish things from the most realistic looking porcelain dolls of a farmer grandma and grandpa, a ginormous fiber glass hippo head, a complete 1930‘s dental office (all equipment included), life size minion statue, and even a freakish leather vintage doll titled “leather face” that I definitely think was made out of skin.
(I thought I would be able to attach all these images but you’ll have to take my word for how jaw dropping they are)
I wish I could meet all the people selling these items.
Feb 8, 2024
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this site is so perfect because substack feels too serious and twitter... I don't want people to see what I'm thinking hehehehe. Did you guys know the couple that invented jolly ranchers were NOT ranchers..... they just wanted it to sound cutesy western?! this is just like the Hoboken guy that made haagen das. fooey I say.
Jan 25, 2024
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trust me, it feels good
Jan 25, 2024