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Pls send me them all <3 i love seeing a life size peter griffin balloon and a single chicken nugget and a gently used coffin for sale
Jun 4, 2025
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Jun 25, 2025
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Mess up your algorithm. Forget about the vintage knickknacks, the MCM furniture, or hell, even the puffer jacket Snoopy resellers that are still lurking about.
Facebook marketplace is the closest thing we will get to the glory days of Craigslist, but you have will to make sacrifices to achieve what I have.
The first time I set myself free on the marketplace was by clicking on a 7ft tall Jar Jar Binks for sale.
From there my marketplace has never been the same. Iâve been recommended the most outlandish things from the most realistic looking porcelain dolls of a farmer grandma and grandpa, a ginormous fiber glass hippo head, a complete 1930âs dental office (all equipment included), life size minion statue, and even a freakish leather vintage doll titled âleather faceâ that I definitely think was made out of skin. (I thought I would be able to attach all these images but youâll have to take my word for how jaw dropping they are)
I wish I could meet all the people selling these items.
Facebook marketplace is the closest thing we will get to the glory days of Craigslist, but you have will to make sacrifices to achieve what I have.
The first time I set myself free on the marketplace was by clicking on a 7ft tall Jar Jar Binks for sale.
From there my marketplace has never been the same. Iâve been recommended the most outlandish things from the most realistic looking porcelain dolls of a farmer grandma and grandpa, a ginormous fiber glass hippo head, a complete 1930âs dental office (all equipment included), life size minion statue, and even a freakish leather vintage doll titled âleather faceâ that I definitely think was made out of skin. (I thought I would be able to attach all these images but youâll have to take my word for how jaw dropping they are)
I wish I could meet all the people selling these items.
Feb 8, 2024
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đ§ I am an enjoyer of goofy stuff and today I saw a listing of this goofy thing tho I cannot take a screenshot of that since it is sold already (privacy reason lol). Do you find anything weird on Facebook Marketplace? And why are the weird things always on Facebook Martketplace? Is there someone dig deep in doing research on this?
Mar 17, 2025
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Thatâs cool ur body is a temple mine is a stick figure drawing
Jun 5, 2025
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âWhatâs That? Oh, we both love steely dan and hate cyclists that wear the little outfits ? (Not bc we hate the fit- we do, we just hate that they give you a dirty look when they roll through a stop sign and itâs your turn to drive more)
it starts with you liking one of my recs (obviously), then, feeling generous, I like one of yours thatâs either a micro-complaint or link to a specific, hard-to-find performance of an ethereal 70s jazz singer.
We follow each other back and⊠the rest is history as they sayâŠ
And by history I mean we dm on Instagram nightly until eventually we meet people that live on our own coasts and our flirtation becomes merely a memory
But a beautiful one at that
it starts with you liking one of my recs (obviously), then, feeling generous, I like one of yours thatâs either a micro-complaint or link to a specific, hard-to-find performance of an ethereal 70s jazz singer.
We follow each other back and⊠the rest is history as they sayâŠ
And by history I mean we dm on Instagram nightly until eventually we meet people that live on our own coasts and our flirtation becomes merely a memory
But a beautiful one at that
Jan 26, 2024
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âThe trick is to not let it develop into a real crush. the less you know about them the better.
Itâs all fun n games til they tell you they hooked up with their sisterâs middle-aged *milf* friend and you spend the rest of the workday not-so-discretely pouting.
*okay fine the âmilfâ was only 34 but to me, a mere 25 year old, that is ancient.
If youâre 34 yrs old thinking wow okay rude pls know I donât mean you, you are still kissed with the glow of youth just for being on this app alone <3
If youâre 34 yrs old thinking wow okay rude pls know I donât mean you, you are still kissed with the glow of youth just for being on this app alone <3
Jan 22, 2024