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The autocorrect thinks I’m so wholesome but really I’m just a trashy hoe who can’t be bothered to type letters
sorry mom
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This is one of my darkest most demented secrets is that I don’t type on my phone like a normal person I use my index finger like a geriatric and I swipe to type in kind of a spray and pray strategy where I just hope that it psychically understands what I mean and usually it does.
The real problem is that the dictionary learns from all of the times I’ve tapped out words with tooooo many letters to convey enthusiasm especially about my friends’ cats, my dog, etc sooooooo it’s like a minefield:
* orrr
* Whyyyyy
* whyyyy
* Pleaseeee
* HELPPPPPOO
* himmmm
* whattttt
* WHATTT
* Perfectttt
* perfectttt
* yesssssssss
Surely there must be some way to stop this and I simply never will.
Feb 28, 2025
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sometimes i just wanna raw dog the keyboard, let me klive my life
Apr 24, 2024
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i type like and the wrong every time, so it’s just freaking given up
liek teh
Oct 1, 2024
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I just ran into an ex at the gym and it made me work out like a fuxxing maniac, highly recommend going to the same gym as someone who low key effed you up
whoop scores through the roof 📈
Jan 24, 2024