📚
maybe your friend needs to lie about their college transcripts to their dad and you have a high IQ and a pdf editor
Jan 23, 2024
Related Recs
📖
I ended up going to high school on a scholarship so there's a lot of rich kid, scions of people who make all their money in tech nonsense I had to put up with, but I spent most of my days listening to obscure music and smoking a ton of weed. There was a girl who was infamously known for not being smart, but she also supplied all the booze at the parties so nobody ever brought it up. She got into USC, somehow, and everyone thought something was up but didn't say anything, since, booze at parties. Later, that Varsity Blues thing happened, and it turned out that her and her sister's parents were one of the highest spenders in gaming the system, so they ended up getting perp walked by the cops in front of the whole school, which really put into perspective the weird little world I happened to be adjacent to.
Oh there was also a white kid (who was also student body president) who tried out a rap career, and the terrible track leaked and it spread all over, to the point of blaring it over the speakers at prom, I don't know if I have a copy but it was hysterical to hear in a fancy hotel ballroom.
Apr 27, 2024
📚
so at my middle school library, you simply had to write your name on a slip of paper to check out a book. each week our homeroom teacher would read out the titles of overdue books and the names of kids who’d checked them out. in advance of April fools in 6th grade, I checked out what I considered the weirdest books in the library (stuff like “your changing body”) under the names of all the boys in my class. my teacher read out the list on April 1 and all the kids were like “what!!! I swear I didn’t check that out!!” In retrospect I have no idea how this unhinged yet clever idea entered my developing brain
Apr 6, 2024
📔
incredibly amusing. bonus points if it's a local school, nothing like seeing ur classmates' parents with big 80s hair.
Feb 4, 2024
Top Recs from @danidarling
⭐
I know your brain is so so big but just because you can find some complex metaphor doesn’t mean you need to maybe it is what it is
Jan 29, 2024
💌
lost art. original rizz. haters will say you are fake but they are just mad you are a living angel so genuine and compassionate and thoughtful and gracious.
Jan 28, 2024
⭐
off putting and perfect
Jan 23, 2024