they all taste different! i’ve made becoming a sparkling water sommelier my mission in life and my whole personality. do a blind taste test on a hot summer day and you’ll understand the thrill of being me 👩❤️💋👩
i'm tired of people telling me i'm crazy for thinking sparkling water is gross. it tastes nasty. meanwhile the humble still water is so delicious and refreshing when you are thirsty she takes all your pain away. respect her!!!
sleep in
make a big pot of coffee
catch up on articles from bed
*bonus points if you have a breakfast tray, newspapers, magazines, and buttered toast*
put on some elevator music
roll around
after moving away from the us, my ears have become very sensitive to conversations happening around me in english. feeling uninspired and uninteresting? head to your local cafe and pretend to write (or actually write) about what you’re hearing all around you 💋