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bc resolutions feel existential and this is way more fun.
some of mine for 2024 include hailey bieber pregnancy announcement and a disney scandal documentary. let your mind run wild!!!
Dec 14, 2023
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At the end of each year I make a "predictions" list for the next. I used to work in trend forecasting, but only share this on my tiny private account for fun. I love tracking patterns across pop culture, which is generally categorized as brain rot. I find pop culture to be a pure resource for tracking anthropological trends & patterns. This is a great hobby. I have favorite paparazzi pictures like when Hillary Duff was proposed to & immediately went in for what looked like a blow job. That's a great one. Jonah Hill holding his iced coffee lid as the actual cup of coffee falls to the ground, also great & relatable. Similarly to reality TV, having an appreciation for pop culture in general deserves more credit.
Sep 19, 2024
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The “married in a year in the suburbs” guy will be the last proper internet-dunking for contrived artistic vibes. The last Rebecca Black. The major social medias will be so flooded with rage bait and AI garbage that the social responsibility to call out performative art will seem insignificant, people will cheer on similar content but with a knowing in-joke slant to let others know they don’t actually like it, a content minded Internet personality will see this and try to break into the music industry with an intentionally cringey song, an N+1 essay titled “stolen loser valor” will reset us back to baseline, but the dynamic will never quite be the same.
Clams will get the Axolotl treatment, the word “clam” itself will send youths into fits of laughter, no one will know how or why we got here.
Orlando Bloom will shock the nation with the way he does something weird, like Pete Buttigeg with that cinnamon roll but much, much darker.
May 29, 2025
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This feels like the platform I imagined the cool girls would post on when I was 10 years old. They always wore hoop earrings, had an extensive CD and perfume collection and were the kindest people you would ever meet.
2025 always sounded so futuristic but I feel like I am back in the 2010s again.
As i try to disconnect from social media more and be more mindful of how and what media i consume, i chase this feeling from my childhood. Wasting my Saturdays behind the family computer and going down a Youtube rabbit hole, blasting music from my CD player and trying to text on my Nokia phone (by having to press a button three times to get one letter.) Is it the innocence i miss because i didn't have a clue about attachment styles in relationships or the imposter syndrome i get when i go on LinkedIn? I don't know. But since the beginning of 2025 I have noticed once more, I am still 10-year old Sara:
I have been listening to Avicii again, since his new documentary came out at the beginning of this year. I am always on the hunt for 2000s Guess kitten heels and handbags on Vinted and Vestiaire. Watching Lamine Yamal play reminds me of the creativity that Brazilian Football represents and the joy i had when watching them compete in the World Cup in 2014.
There is this quote i love, which talks about you being a mosaic of the people you've ever loved and how they impact you in different ways. As much as I am a product of the people in my life i am also a product of my time. As a 2002 baby I do miss the simplicity of social media, post recession pop and my daily workout being completed on Wii Sports. As nostalgic as I am, i can't wait for what this year has in store.
Jan 19, 2025
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Apr 19, 2024
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an echo of ‘90s dads and cozy weather, there’s something weirdly comforting about the sound of a football game. i am not ashamed to say that i like this bro-white noise, but i will not be watching
Sep 9, 2024
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i love to set the mood in my apartment with a good scent. these are my two favorites based on longevity of smell and sexiness.
Ponsont Incense Papers: https://www.ponsont.com/shop/le-patch
Astier de Villatte Incense: https://www.astierdevillatte.com/en/incense/219-product.html
Jan 23, 2024