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when someone asks you literally anything:
- Did you get a haircut? - That's what people been saying
- Are you working tomorrow? - That's what people been saying yea
- Are your parents divorced? - That's what people been saying!
Nov 26, 2023

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Someone does something you think is dumb / tacky / a bad decision — “That makes so much sense for you”
Friend doesn’t want to spend money at a bar, asks to pregame outside a liquor store — “No if I was poor I’d be doing the same thing”
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my wife recently told me I use this one a lot, usually as a response to statements like ”this person is awful to work with but I know they have been through a lot”
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