on days when it may not be appropriate to be the most colorful person in the room- at certain formal and professional events- over the years i have curated what i like to call my “norm core wardrobe”. a few simple blouses and a few classic bottoms are all that is necessary to achieve this. although i find it VERY UNCOMFORTABLE TO SUPPRESS MYSELF FROM EXPRESSING MYSELF THROUGH MY STYLE, I DO SUCCESSFULLY CAMOFLAUGE MYSELF EVERYTIME!!! I FEEL LIKE AN UNDERCOVER CHAMELEON EVERYTIME I HAVE TO DO THIS. NEVERTHELESS I PREVAIL!!! I WILL LIVE TO SEE ANOTHER DAY AS THE WHIMSICAL MAXIMALIST CLOWN FAIRY PIRATE THAT I AM!!!
"I know that human beings and fish can coexist peacefully." – Saginaw, Michigan, September 29, 2000, while attempting to reassure the business community that he does not support tearing down dams to protect endangered fish species.
