Rec | GETTING A COLONIC.

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I’m not a health expert, just a girl who works out in matching sets for show and frequents the farmers market every Saturday. I am a performer at best. But getting a set of colonics a few times a year has made me a new woman. I’m from Los Angeles which means I am not well up in my noggin, but my body is a “temple.” I feel less bloated and less bitchy. I feel lighter and less evil. If you’re in LA, this is who I both my mom and I go to.

@peyton

Oct 27, 2023

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