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I won’t fuck around. You should buy mine HERE. It’s a hand-signed, hand-numbered, limited edition lined with the most gorgeous, luscious hand-marbled paper from Italy!!! I’m gluing all the end papers in by hand. Mom’s helping. In fact, my next scandal will definitely be the incredibly poor working conditions over here at CC HQ. I’m not paying her anything, which is truly an unlivable wage. But if you’d like to buy a first edition with no human rights ethics violations on the back end, I’d suggest Chelsea Hodson’s very first title from Rose Books. It’s a double first! First edition of the first book from a new imprint! I can’t wait to gesticulate wildly to it as I swear to my great grandchildren that once upon a time I was cool girl with cool taste. I can’t wait for your own great grandchildren to one day sell the internet heirloom that is Scammer at auction for a tidy profit.
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