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For some reason, God thinks my love life is a joke.
I'm psyching myself up for a break-up, and God is like, "Really? Do you really mean that? He's everything you've asked me for. PLUS ABS." And the dude reveals abs cut like a fucking diamond.
And then I have to self reflect and appreciate how he respects my boundaries and goals, and it's really that I feel sketched out about commitment and following through on my words (to myself, to others). Instead of blaming what I haven't accomplished on him.
So I have this inner debate going on, and the man has no idea, but he has abs. Which is ACTUALLY QUITE SINFUL, God. What genius nerd needs fucking abs like that.
I'm not even shallow. But if it's served on a platter. I accept.
I feel very disgusted with the whole situation.
My fam and I came up with a brief, though:
POMI. Person of Mild Interest.
I told him I daydream of hot women. He said he daydreams of marrying me. He's very determined and follows through on his promises in a way that terrifies me. God stays funny.
I'm psyching myself up for a break-up, and God is like, "Really? Do you really mean that? He's everything you've asked me for. PLUS ABS." And the dude reveals abs cut like a fucking diamond.
And then I have to self reflect and appreciate how he respects my boundaries and goals, and it's really that I feel sketched out about commitment and following through on my words (to myself, to others). Instead of blaming what I haven't accomplished on him.
So I have this inner debate going on, and the man has no idea, but he has abs. Which is ACTUALLY QUITE SINFUL, God. What genius nerd needs fucking abs like that.
I'm not even shallow. But if it's served on a platter. I accept.
I feel very disgusted with the whole situation.
My fam and I came up with a brief, though:
POMI. Person of Mild Interest.
I told him I daydream of hot women. He said he daydreams of marrying me. He's very determined and follows through on his promises in a way that terrifies me. God stays funny.
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🚬he was trying on a pair of tennis shoes.
he had barely tied the laces when he saw me, a bible salesman of 22.
i had experience in selling the Good Word but i hadn’t opened up the book. he leaned over to my bag and smiled as he looked.
“i said some crazy things, you know… even though it’s still all true. i wanted conversation, just to talk, just to see, just to be. i wanted conversation cause i really wanted you.”
taken back, i stumbled. i had never met this man.
but his eyes were deep and kind like he’d known me beforehand.
“could you spot me for a dollar?” he said, wiggling his toes. i pulled out my leather wallet, flipped it open under my nose.
the green was crisp and fresh but i hid it from his view “i haven’t got one, my dear man” he looked at it, then me, then YOU.
“i know you aren’t lying, but what you say just isn’t true. you haven’t got a care, a soul, or a good attitude. i have need and you have plenty. but you just won’t spare a few? but it’s no big problem anyway, i know your point of view.
i lived it and i’ve loved it and i’ve lead it straight to you. but i hope that i can leave it without leaving you.”
he skipped away with his new find to an aisle out of view.
i set my bible down because it became too heavy.
i had experience in selling the Good Word but i hadn’t opened up the book. he leaned over to my bag and smiled as he looked.
“i said some crazy things, you know… even though it’s still all true. i wanted conversation, just to talk, just to see, just to be. i wanted conversation cause i really wanted you.”
taken back, i stumbled. i had never met this man.
but his eyes were deep and kind like he’d known me beforehand.
“could you spot me for a dollar?” he said, wiggling his toes. i pulled out my leather wallet, flipped it open under my nose.
the green was crisp and fresh but i hid it from his view “i haven’t got one, my dear man” he looked at it, then me, then YOU.
“i know you aren’t lying, but what you say just isn’t true. you haven’t got a care, a soul, or a good attitude. i have need and you have plenty. but you just won’t spare a few? but it’s no big problem anyway, i know your point of view.
i lived it and i’ve loved it and i’ve lead it straight to you. but i hope that i can leave it without leaving you.”
he skipped away with his new find to an aisle out of view.
i set my bible down because it became too heavy.
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It doesn't stick to glass, but it does stick to itself.
100% cotton fabric, prewash and dry.
Cut with a shearing scissors to prevent fraying. (Or hem.)
I opted for a 1:1:1 ratio of beeswax, coconut oil, and pine resin. Double boiler to melt.
Apply less and layer the wax as needed.
Mm... Spreading with a spoon did not work as well as a silicone brush.
Iron under parchment paper to spread + seal. (Or bake at 200⁰ F briefly.)
Hottt water + soap for clean up (hands, utensils, etc.)
Cold water to clean the cloths, as needed.
*A steamer can take out any wax mix spills on the floor. (We listen, and we don't judge )
I love it. It made my kitchen smell like pine and propolis.
It doesn't stick to glass, but it does stick to itself.
100% cotton fabric, prewash and dry.
Cut with a shearing scissors to prevent fraying. (Or hem.)
I opted for a 1:1:1 ratio of beeswax, coconut oil, and pine resin. Double boiler to melt.
Apply less and layer the wax as needed.
Mm... Spreading with a spoon did not work as well as a silicone brush.
Iron under parchment paper to spread + seal. (Or bake at 200⁰ F briefly.)
Hottt water + soap for clean up (hands, utensils, etc.)
Cold water to clean the cloths, as needed.
*A steamer can take out any wax mix spills on the floor. (We listen, and we don't judge )
I love it. It made my kitchen smell like pine and propolis.
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🍎*Native* Seed B*mbs.
The local wildlife will love you for it.
TLDR: Mix native seeds with soil, clay, and water, forming them into balls and then letting them dry.
Long form: Native wildflower seeds, compost, clay (powder or clay soil), and water.
Mix Ingredients: Combine the clay and compost in a bowl, ensuring a 3:1 ratio of clay to compost.
Gradually add water while mixing, aiming for a dough-like consistency.
Add Seeds: Incorporate the native wildflower seeds into the mixture.
Form Balls: Pinch off small portions of the mixture and roll them into balls, roughly 1-inch in diameter.
Dry and Store: Place the seed balls on a flat surface to dry for 24-48 hours in a cool, shady place. Store the dried balls in a cardboard box until ready to plant.
Distribute: Scatter the seed balls in your desired planting area.
The local wildlife will love you for it.
TLDR: Mix native seeds with soil, clay, and water, forming them into balls and then letting them dry.
Long form: Native wildflower seeds, compost, clay (powder or clay soil), and water.
Mix Ingredients: Combine the clay and compost in a bowl, ensuring a 3:1 ratio of clay to compost.
Gradually add water while mixing, aiming for a dough-like consistency.
Add Seeds: Incorporate the native wildflower seeds into the mixture.
Form Balls: Pinch off small portions of the mixture and roll them into balls, roughly 1-inch in diameter.
Dry and Store: Place the seed balls on a flat surface to dry for 24-48 hours in a cool, shady place. Store the dried balls in a cardboard box until ready to plant.
Distribute: Scatter the seed balls in your desired planting area.
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