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I was inspired by a Righteous Gemstones quote, and now instead of saying gossip and lies, I've been using sayings like telling fables, tall tales, making dubious claims etc .. Yesterday my friend dropped "Yo bro you're peddling falsehoods right now" and it fucking killed me I don't know why this is so funny to me I woke up laughing about it. Anyways

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What a show.
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It’s so fun
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always gotta watch out for those darn flim flammers
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and the thing is it literally IS so fun to peddle falsehoods and tell tall tales
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