doing my makeup and talking to myself or watching a show and making commentary on it, etc. girl it’s my favorite thing ever i’ve said it before but nobody knows me like i do so i’m very much my own best friend sometimes. we have inside jokes
and also out of the shower as well. i’ll clean my room and gossip about the lord in my fake british accent and i’ll cook food and talk about my poor daughter and her cheating husband in my new jersey accent. i contain multitudes
one of my go-to’s is coming up with a scenario like “do you know someone with (weirdly specific features) cus i just heard them talking about someone and it sounded like your name” and i fully commit to the bit to the point where i have to consider cutting them off because it’s getting too serious.
My fav thing to do when I go clubbing and/or bar hopping is to create alter versions of me. one moment I’m a dentist the next i’m a stay at home with twins and it my first night out since they were born 😭 it’s fun, entertaining, and better when you get your friends in on it. Who’s gonna call me out? No one 🫶🏾 (I also do light research to really commit)
i’ve heard that in europe everything is close together and the countries are so small, so it doesn’t take long to get anywhere. but in the US you can go hours and hours of driving with nothing but desolate roads and the occasional podunk town. some of the best things are in those empty long miles
i mean literally look at my hair. i have a whole halo of fly-aways on my head. also my neck muscle is literally PROTRUDING out. anyways i took this this morning when i was fishing at like 6 am beautiful sunrise you can’t really see in the back lol i just think its silly
