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along with everyone who likes this post. It's a large room, comfortably housing 8 to 11 people with space to mill about. It's mostly dark in this space except for some dim yellow candlelight flickering through the gap at the bottom of a heavy wooden door. The door is unlocked and there's no perceivable noise coming from the other side. Of course you can open it. It reveals a long corridor to your left and right with a few lit candle sconces on the walls. Nearby are several doors like the one you're peeking out of. You also see that there is a passage that meets perpendicular to the corridor that you now have access to, about 7 or so meters to the right. What would you like to do?
Jul 15, 2025

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investigation check on ALL! THE! DOORS!
Jul 15, 2025
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@ELITHEJESTER you find all of the other doors are swooning over @YERTLE they all respond to his pick up line the same way. "We swing a bit, but you're clearly unhinged."
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Can I seduce the door?
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@YERTLE yeah seduce the door
Jul 15, 2025
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@YERTLE Excellent. I seduce all the doors simultaneously with my flawless pick-up line: “Are you a booger? Because I’d pick you wink wink”
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