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I don't mean "omg ur so baaddd" I mean ">: ( you are mean to me because you are bad." There's something so satisfying about making an all-encompassing statement about a person's inherent being. Also "rotten" is just funny. Like, you became this way. Whatever goodness you had has decayed over time. Of course, these adjectives work best on friends and small animals. I haven't used any of these adjectives to describe enemies (yet).
Jul 8, 2025
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i think wretched is in the same vein as rotten i feel so antiquated when i use it perfect word for hyperbolic complaints
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