Remember when you were a kid and it was summer and you were happy? Because you didnโt realize that your overactive sweat glands made you look like some kind of forgotten wax figure scraped from the sidewalk? Yeah, that pre-perspiration-awakening feeling is still achievable. You just have to walk to an ice cream truck and order a soft serve. Iโm a plain vanilla guy, but thereโs no wrong answer when staring into the cold blue eyes of my president, Mister Softee.
