Rec | MY CAT ATE MY FUCKING OVID

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Actually do not recommend that, just read ancient literature directly to ur cat, bc they dont have thumbs they cant flip through the book themselves

@uptownloser

Jun 26, 2025

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@happybruise

Sometimes it be like that idk 😅

Jun 27, 2025

@uptownloser

@HAPPYBRUISE he was HUNGRY for knowledge

Jun 27, 2025

@nekoplatonist

ask him what he thinks about hesiod

Jun 27, 2025

@uptownloser

@NEKOPLATONIST oh he stans the agricultural arts

Jun 27, 2025

@tortitude

Lolol my classics phd gf asks if your cat is Augustus reincarnated!

Jun 26, 2025

@uptownloser

@TORTITUDE im not one hundred percent sure, but believe you me the senate is planning SOMETHING for him next march I have no idea what:)) (i think its something exciting and good not involving several knives)

Jun 26, 2025

@cl0e

mine will cronch any texts in sight.. how do you help your cat curate literary tastes

Jun 26, 2025

@uptownloser

@CL0E he studied at Oxford, like a nerd

Jun 26, 2025

@cl0e

@CL0E fuck we went to public school of course this would happen

Jun 26, 2025

@taterhole

I had a rabbit that ate two Ayn Rand books and obviously he was right

Jun 26, 2025

@uptownloser

@TATERHOLE TWO?? ur rabbit really was giving hedonism just like our girl

Jun 26, 2025

@taterhole

@TATERHOLE it’s crazy the first was an essay collection I had bought at a used bookstore where I worked and the second was a copy of Atlas Shrugged I got for free because the library was getting rid of it!! Those are the only two books he ever destroyed he said NO OBJECTIVISM ON MY WATCH

Jun 26, 2025

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