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I think lemons are gay, limes are Bi. What do you guys think? Are there other gay fruit?
Jun 25, 2025

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a blueberry is a male lesbian
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Tomatoes are hella fluid
Jun 25, 2025
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green apples are gay
Jun 25, 2025
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Are kiwis gay
Jun 25, 2025
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cherries are the type of lesbians who refer to themselves as “sapphic“
Jun 25, 2025
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kiwis are trans
Jun 25, 2025
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apples are straight
Jun 25, 2025
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@SHADOWBENI red apples are straight, green apples arent imo
Jun 25, 2025
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@SHADOWBENI brat propaganda but I’ll allow it
Jun 25, 2025
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starfruits are twinks
Jun 25, 2025
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strawberries and clementimes are lesbian, peaches and pears feel gay, and blackberries give bisexual vibes
Jun 25, 2025
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I’ve thought too much about this so I have to comment. Oranges feel bi-curious and then more and more lesbian as you get towards blood oranges. Pomegranates are without a doubt lesbian.
Jun 25, 2025
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i guess you could say they’re pretty zesty
Jun 25, 2025
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@KILLCHARLIE oh i didn’t see the other zesty lemon comment… my joke isn’t funny anymore
Jun 25, 2025
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@KILLCHARLIE 😭😭😭😭😭
Jun 25, 2025
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oranges and adjacent are lesbians
Jun 25, 2025
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@LUCIFER now this is incorrect
Jun 25, 2025
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@LUCIFER oranges are allies, pomegranates and plums are lesbians, avocados are pan
Jun 25, 2025
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@DANNYPOO i stand firmly by oranges they're perfect for lesbians speaking as a lesbian and if anything they're definitely not allies oranges are queer (based on historical evidence)
Jun 25, 2025
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I feel maybe limes are gay, lemons are “no homo” heteros, oranges are bi.
Jun 25, 2025
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@SAYLOR okay but lemons are literally zesty
Jun 25, 2025
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@SAYLOR they’re repressed zesty, they’re gay but they don’t know it because of the internalized lemon homophobia
Jun 25, 2025
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@SAYLOR are they obvious or are they good at straight masking
Jun 25, 2025
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@SAYLOR I think it’s obvious to the girls, gays, and theys, but other than that pretty good straight masking himbo energy
Jun 25, 2025
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@SAYLOR point acknowledged but limes are bi not gay. Green is a gay color but not everything green is gay
Jun 25, 2025
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@SAYLOR ooh yes valid on the color green, and limes are very versatile, I respect it
Jun 25, 2025

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