The ideal hairstyle for sweaty summer hair that needs to be transformed ASAP + huge opportunity to simultaneously riff on and subvert the milkmaid theme:
β cowprint bag
β anti-cottage core dress
β vintage metallic jewelry
β lug-soled suede sandals
breakout the off white lacy pilgrim tops, apple iconography, and brow suede cowboy hats/boots. the ultimate other woman. (pixie cut is optional but strongly encouraged)
Green flowered dress and big buckle Birkenstocks that were once black but now very much not that color. Wet hair from unexpected shower at the gym.
Thankfully this outfit didnβt say narc when I bought π just now! Deffo look dorky but Iβm just tryna stay cool in the heatwave.
