Rec | SCREW PICKLE BALL

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Im not falling for the propaganda that is pickle ball. instead of going to the pickle ball court go with your bros to play some badminto.

@pablo-loves-cucumber

Jun 20, 2025

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@jane-

pickles are for eating like come on you look silly

6d ago

@okwetuu_fish

100% agree as someone from WA it weights on my heart to know the goddamned pickleball spawned from our beautiful islands all cause some fuckass rich kids couldnt get their hands on coke in the 90’s and now i have to deal with the inevitable question of “whats the official sport of WA?” and answer??? pickle. ball. someone said gentrifier sport and do u want to know what seattle has looked like the past three fucking summers. do u want to know whats become of every city park. of every locked off, dilapidated basketball court waiting to be demolished and turned into developer ass ”luxury” non-ac-having millennial grey ass aprtments with windows that dont fuckin open. even the fuckin skateparks. ANTSSSSS ANTSSS DRAWN TO A DORITO ON THE GROUND. THEY SWARM. away fiends away by god bring tennis back please its a seattle heat wave none of u use aluminium deodorant whyyyyyy are you packing urself into these little courts!! do u want to be a stinky little sardine? huh? u want to be a stinky little sardine with ur oversized ping pong paddle and ineptitude at tennis??? and u want to get on my bus?? where i now have to deal with fare enforcement??? do u know why the 8 is always late??? because SLU doesnt have fucking bus lanes but sure does have parks. has a whole street turned into a tennis court. tennis. tennis. i dont even like tennis. pickleball is moderate culture thats what makes it insufferable tennis doesnt hide that its a bigoted bitch

Jun 21, 2025

@okwetuu_fish

and and and on the bus with their fuckin pickle bags yeah fuckin planks of wood wackin ya like hey man keep ur kinks at home huh i dont wanna keep gettin slapped thx ed, edd, n eddy

Jun 21, 2025

@mariamaria

Play tennis. It’s hotter and with an actual ball. Badminton is anti-ball propaganda

Jun 21, 2025

@lindsey

we were forced to play pickleball in middle school when it was 100 degrees idk where all these untraumatized people came from. you will NOT catch me on a pickleball court

Jun 21, 2025

@capyboppy

badminton rules

Jun 20, 2025

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