I’m recommending that you don’t smoke weed right before an uber. I’m currently in this sitch and I feel insan. I’m in a grey Nissan Altima with a man named Churchill (Hey man that’s a last name not a first name). And guess what! we’re driving real fucking fast. anyways hope you think of me the next time you smoke before an uber🤘
you can bet I’m in the back shaking my head and saying “what a dickhead” the moment my driver complains about anyone on the road it doesn’t matter that I can’t drive and know nothing about road safety and also have been playing on my phone for the entire journey
Those anti-bush TikTok ads make me feel deeply offended…. Like who do you think you’re talking to. Everything got better for me when I stop shaving my body hair.
I love talking to you strangers on here. You’re all very cool. I think the format of this being all recommendations makes for really fun, good, and beautiful content tbh.
