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SO GO TO DENNYS ON YOUR BIRTHDAY AND ORDER A GRAND SLAM AND ASK FOR EXTRA BACON AND THEN MAKE YOUR AGE ON THE PLATE AND SAY :
Ohhhh my god you didnโt have to and youโre by yourself thanks
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@hotassbeat
walter white back from the dead?
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@ebil
happy birthday! looks yum๐คค
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@nimrod
hbd!
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