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i know hes old
i know hes a billionaire 🤮
he probably has other negative qualities that i am unaware of
however
i am committed to the bit (the bit being mark cuban)
when i was a sophomore in high school i wrote a poem about him for english class called “an ode to mark cuban” and i am very upset that i no longer have it because it was wonderful and i got a B on it
in conclusion
he is tied with barbara for being the best shark
Jun 6, 2025
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