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I wore my Oakley Whisker sunglasses to the Mets game on Sunday and I noticed that everyone was apologizing to me. They were getting out my fucking way. That’s right, everyone. People in the line for the bathroom. For the hot dogs. For the beer. The other passengers on the subway. Oakley sunglasses are favored by the troubled, the traumatized, the violent. But even If you don’t wear have these issues, you can benefit from the presumption. The more you know.
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It adds mystique. We played a show at Market Hotel recently and I wore a pair during the performance and just putting them on helped me get into the zone. Added bonus: no one knows who you’re looking at.
Mar 10, 2023
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idk... I feel like it says "don't even think about it" in an effective way
Mar 21, 2024
also recommend sunglasses marketed for the elderly, these are the only ones that fit over my glasses and look lit
Mar 19, 2025
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As evidenced here, with their roomy and stylish back pockets, EL jeans can easily be used to transport your macaroni and cheese from place to place. One alternative use could be as the holster for the urban cowboy‘s favorite sidearm. You’ll be looking good, and practical, when you innocuously power walk by your Tinder match from last winter. Kind regards, zev
May 29, 2025
i listened to this alongside a management consulting lecture while working and i didn't even realize it wasn’t part of the song
May 29, 2025
Unapologetically crass and stupid, plus Gilbert looks kind of cute
May 29, 2025