Save your routine morning poop for the workplace and start your day with a nice little break. They can’t tell you no! Nobody will know it was you! And if they do, they literally can’t say anything about it, it would be ~unprofessional~. It’s a social lockout. Chances are your employee bathroom is pretty well-maintained and there is the added benefit of having some extra cushion time in your morning routine. And if you have a fear of pooping outside of your home, get over it, everybody poops and no one cares or is too socially afraid to mention it.
